break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

vogue-pussssy:

if a female doesn’t trip or get mad over little things, she deadass don’t care about you.

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them
harleyariela:

thewingsofhope:

retrospect-:

yourforeversallthatineed:

cherubrockk:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.

this kid gets points.

equality, you’re doing it right.

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

 That was so clever o.O

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.

(via slutstatus)

(Source: sureth-ng)

missmorningdew:

thelesbianguide:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Done.

I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.

(Source: trolllinginthedeep)

laurenandkatie:

Congratulations to England and Wales for finally making same sex marriage legal! What a massive break through that will hopefully lead to more change in other countries. Love is love

AMERICA, GET THE FUCKING HINT
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asifthisisme:

Gay marriage finally legal in UK. Rainbow flag over British government offices to celebrate today. A good day.

and here we are in America still way behind

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